Webster be praised!
The holy prophets Strunk & White have not forsaken us! Our Savior, Reno Sorensen, has come; the God of Style has descended from the Great Beyond to save us from a life of unholy sin! My children, renounce the your stylistic sins and join in praise of the One True Lord, the Almighty Webster, who has sent his only Son back to absolve of us our world of elegant variation and severed adverbs!
Pass on the word, that the Monday following the year's final paste-up shall henceforth be known as Linguistica!
Rejoice, my brothers and sisters, for our Savior has come, and His wisdom is great!
With travesty,
Pope Loren Johnson II
About Me
- Lowly Copy Editor
- Gig Harbor, Washington, United States
- My name is Loren Johnson. I am the lowly copy editor of The Peninsula Outlook. My job seems trivial to many, and the very people for whom I work often belittle my efforts as irrational and irrelevant. I outrank only the words I read. This is why I am only the lowly copy editor.
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